Alice Cooper Wants To Be Our Next Prime Minister

July 15, 2016

The ‘Schools Out’ singer has announced that he wants to look after post-Brexit Britain and become titled Prime Minister Alice Cooper.

After releasing an updated version of his hit ‘Elected’, Alice Cooper is asking everyone to join The Wild Party and to back him for running for Prime Minister.

A statement reads,  “Alice Cooper is tired of the rhetoric – the mudslinging – the media frenzy. Keeping his snake in his cage and the guillotine in storage, he is putting people before career. Alice Cooper wants to be elected.”

“Alice Cooper is tackling the everyday concerns discussed among his fellow woman and man – the ordinary, decent hard working (and rocking) people he meets and entertains every day while performing nearly 100 concerts a year around the world.”

His manifesto includes “no more pencils and no more books”, “putting Peter Sellers on the £20 note” and renaming Big Ben as “Big Lemmy.”.

You can show your support for Alice here.

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