This Bank Holiday weekend we’re loving eating Desertfest, Red Wine and good coffee. Grab the tissues and start reading what The Carouser is boning over in Wank Bank #37.

Don’t know where to get your kicks? Check out our list of favourite rock bars in London here.

Festival: This weekend Desertfest is taking over Camden and bringing with it the heaviest bands from the underground. The Black Heart, Underworld, Koko, The Devonshire Arms and The Electric Ballroom will all be throbbing for the festival’s 5th anniversary. Check out the lineup here.

Drink: We’ve been getting jacked up on 19 Crimes Australian red wine and it’s going down quicker than your girlfriend’s knickers on a Bank Holiday Weekend. Sorry not sorry. Easy to drink, fruity and guaranteed to knock you out on a boozy Sunday lunch. Full review on this one soon.

Coffee: If you want somewhere to go hide from the world and give your hungover brain a boost, then look no further than Brill. Browse through old records whilst ordering a brew and a bagel. Though the bagels may be a bit pricey, they aren’t stingy with the fillings. A great haven in the Exmouth Market hub.

Beer: The Priory Arms in Stockwell is hosting over 100 beers all weekend for our drinking pleasure. Pints and copious amounts of burgers will keep you going for the whole weekend. The hangover is inescapable but if all else fails grab another beer and fight the feeling.

Music: Hotei is bringing the pain this weekend but we’re certainly not moving out of the way. Happy shlong weekend Carousers!